How to waste a Friday (not to?)

Wait patiently for 11:30 to arrive to take YoungOne to school. Hurry off to ...Spend 1 1/2 hours in the land of Wally. Price scamming. Unload available funds from 3 different shopping cards (the last of which I wasted 20 minutes trying to get fixed cause it didn't work yesterday but was told it would work at the registers, fyi dumb bitches at Sams Club, it didn't...) Waste 10 minutes in line while getting the dumb card to finally give up the $40. Shiver for 8 minutes while putting all the shit in the van. Drive home, 6 minutes of my life spent listening to "Grapes!" at the top of The Princess's lungs. I am good, but I can't dig out produce from a bag in the back of the vehicle while driving. The insurance company says so. Spend 15 minutes lugging said purchases into the house. Blow 10 minutes recapping the day so you can say you updated your blog. Hurridly put groceries away so Children don't know you went to the Land of Hell without them, 15 minutes (if I get off here.) Load Sleeping Princess back into van (oh, yeah, Grape whining=sleep) and go to get YoungOne.

After all this, realize you are going to Sam's now for a rotisserie chickie cause Hubby has a hair appt, though you are the one desperately in need of one and have no desire to cook dinner even though you spent the whole afternoon grocery shopping.

Things forgotten at the store: bagel bites, fish sticks, raisins and my sanity.

Ok, Almost had to kill blogger, it ate & spit back up my post. Still forgot raisins, skipped the bagel bites and all out of sanity.